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Subject: Warning! Warning! Watch OUT! *********************************************** WARNING, CAUTION, DANGER, AND BEWARE! Gullibility Virus Spreading over the Internet! *********************************************** WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Institute for the Investigation of Irregular Internet Phenomena announced today that many Internet users are becoming infected by a new virus that causes them to believe without question every groundless story, legend, and dire warning that shows up in their inbox or on their browser. The Gullibility Virus, as it is called, apparently makes people believe and forward copies of silly hoaxes relating to cookie recipes, email viruses, taxes on modems, and get-rich-quick schemes. "These are not just readers of tabloids or people who buy lottery tickets based on fortune cookie numbers," a spokesman said. "Most are otherwise normal people, who would laugh at the same stories if told to them by a stranger on a street corner." However, once these same people become infected with the Gullibility Virus, they believe anything they read on the Internet. "My immunity
to tall tales and bizarre claims is all gone," reported one weeping victim.
"I believe every warning message and sick child story my friends forward
to me, even though most of the messages are anonymous." Another
victim, now in remission, added, "When I first read about gang
members slipping into the back
seats of womens' cars at gas stations," I just accepted it without question.
After all, there were dozens of other recipients on the mail header, so I
thought the message must be true." I didn't
think it important enough to spend 30 seconds doing a www search that might
show the message to be a hoax, checking sites like www.snopes.com or urbanlegends.about.com . Internet users are urged to examine themselves for symptoms of the virus, which include the following:
T. C. is an example of someone recently infected. He told one reporter, "I read on the Net that the major ingredient in almost all shampoos makes your hair fall out, so I've stopped using shampoo." When told about the Gullibility Virus, T. C. said he would stop reading email, so that he would not become infected. Anyone with symptoms like these is urged to seek help immediately. Experts recommend that at the first feelings of gullibility, Internet users rush to their favorite search engine and look up the item tempting them to thoughtless credence. Create the search by copying and pasting part of the suspect message inside quotation marks followed (outside the quotation marks) with the word hoax. Most hoaxes, legends, and tall tales have been widely discussed and exposed by the Internet community. Courses in
critical thinking are also widely available, and there is online help from
many sources available by searching places like www.snopes.com or urbanlegends.about.com . Lastly, as a public service, Internet users can help stamp out the Gullibility Virus by sending copies of this message to anyone who forwards them a hoax. *********************************************** This message is so important, we're sending it anonymously! Forward it to all your friends right away! Don't think about it! This is not a chain letter! This story is true! Don't check it out! This story is so timely, there is no date on it! This story is so important, we're using lots of exclamation points! Lots!! For every message you forward to some unsuspecting person, the Home for the Hopelessly Gullible will donate ten cents to itself. (If you wonder how the Home will know you are forwarding these messages all over creation, you're obviously thinking too much.) *********************************************** ACT NOW! DON'T DELAY! LIMITED TIME ONLY! NOT SOLD IN ANY STORE! (Modified from http://urbanlegends.miningco.com/library/blvirus.htm) |